Don't worry I'm not going to drone on about cricket for an hour and a half, although I would like to point out that WE WON! AGAIN! GET IN!

For those of you who are interested in cricket (and even those of you who aren't) I recommend using the Guardian Unlimited website to keep up with the cricket live. They have a guy called Lawrence Booth who writes a summary after each over and posts it on the website. But the genius thing about this site is you can email him during the match about anything you want and in each post he puts a quote up from someone's email. Thus, during the fourth day of the test, there was an entire debate about corned beef conducted by people who didn't know each other through a cricket website. They also take the piss out of the fact that he isn't actually at the test, but is watching it on Sky.

Here it is

I have been accused of laughing again while reading this by my collegue. I declared myself not guilty, my defence hinging on the fact that what you had written is not funny. Unfortunately the jury pissed themselves and I was sentenced to watch the cricket highlights, surf the interweb, read Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure and get paid