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Well the FA Cup Final is a foregone conclusion. You could put a few quid on somebody bonkers getting the first goal... like Gary Neville or something... could happen. I would predict Man Utd 3 Millwall 0 myself. Maybe more. Which means Millwall will now win.

I do not have much expertise on the subjects you mention above, however I can give you a HOT TIP for the US Masters Golf Tournament this Thursday-Sunday. Padraig Harrington. He is a wee Irishman who is rather good and I fancy to win. Go forth and multiply.

Yea; bet on Man U to win so they LOSE AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAH (repeat until funny...)

...and verily I say.

Samboy - a certain J. Rose seems to be favoured slightly over your Padrig fellow.

Does PH still have a chance?

Millwall are at 8-1 (put on 1 get back 9). They *could* win....right?

I might put some on Chelsea winning the prem.

They could win it's true...but unlikely, and do you really reckon Arsenal are going to let their last bit o' silverware slip away? I think not.

But then I also think Woking should be in Europe and the Democrats in the White House so what do I know?

Woking pah! We are currently a huge 3 points above you, you scum. And you are only ahead of Accrington Stanley on goal difference. 'Accrington Stanley' I hear you cry, 'who are they?'
Exactly.

Well it's better than before yesterday when Accrington Stanley are ahead of us by three points and you were behind them on goal difference, so there...(but it's still not good...blasted scum-sucking Steveonians!)