Yes that's right folks gaze in wonder at what came in the post this morning:


That's right; a Twisted X t-shirt gained by me simply sending an amusing e-mail to Christian and begging for it.

Here I am modelling it*



Cool eh?

*Disclaimer: Model may not actually be author of post.

I suppose it would be silly for you to actually let us know what the prize-winning email was?

Ah I knew I forgot something.

You know that e-mail I sent to M&L about them saving my life? Well the one I sent to Christian was completely different...honest:

Christian,

I writing to share with you, what I believe are, the
miraculous healing powers of your Breakfast Show:

The other day, after getting up, I was feeling
somewhat weak and could sense a strange pain growing
in my abdomen. When I tried to speak, Christian, it
just came out as "hhhn". A sort of empty feeling
around the area of my stomach was all-pervading; I
thought I was a gonner!
Fortunately I turned on the radio and the pain
gradually disappeared as I held the speaker to my to
my belly and ate my breakfast. I was filled with a
sense of well being and fullness instead. I can only
atribute this recovery to you guys; I really think you
saved my life. (The full-English breakfast was alright
as well.)

I wonder if it would be possible to provide me with a
reminder of your healing powers in case this happens
in the future...a t-shirt might just do it.

Thanks Christian

Ah...so you essentially sucked Christian's cock in exchange for a t-shirt. You dirty whore.
Nice t-shirt though - any chance of inventing another comedy email and getting me one?
I know I should do it myself, but seeing as I don't ever listen to Christian (I prefer the dulcet tones of Wogan in the mornings), I would have no idea what kind of stuff he likes.
Go on, you know you want to.

Pretty much...do you think it's easy for me to come up with this stuff? This was about the only time I can claim to have been funny and have proof...go here for advice on how to successfully beg. If you send enough e-mails you're bound to get one eventually.