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Thank you.

Hopefully the Holland Germany game will be fun...the Latvia game is fairly interesting...2-1 now...keeps me out of trouble at work anyway...I get paid for this shit you know?

Ah that's better...the result, not the performance...

"I say Michael; the Holland v Czech game was quite a belter eh?"

"Why yes it was Mike. Full marks to the Czechs for being the first to get into the quarters and what a come back."

"Indeed!"

"Yes."

Hello? Anyone at all interested...not even Dub? But...But you started it (No we didn't! Yes you did: You invaded Poland)

Well hello Micheal dear boy... sorry havent been checking the old fest for a couple of days... so anyway:

Italy did well against Sweden until they remembered they're a bunch of pompous twats and conceded the silliest goal ever.

England only need a draw tomorrow which means everyone will be having heart attacks as they leave it til the last minute to snatch a 0-0 draw from the jaws of defeat.

Rooney!

And Latvia got a draw against Germany! Bonkers.

Lets hope we get the Greeks in the next round.

I'm Czech all the way. Stand to win

Oh it appears to be working for me at last...fingers crossed etc.

Anyway bye bye Germany and little Italy...their faces when they scored in extra time and then heard about the 2-2...what a picture!

Oh and nice one England etc. that Wayne chap is rather special what?

Fucking Swiss MOTHERFUCKING REFERREE.

FUCK!

I pity the portugese locals. Cos of one bitter racist little fuck they are gonna get battered by angry english. Still serves them all right! sort of

You know that guy has a website? With an e-mail address? That had to be taken down as it was getting so many hits? Well it's true...and quite funny. (Oh and bye bye France; misery loves company.)

How the FA should have handled the Eriksson/Fire Alarm affair,

by Martin Samuel - The Times Football correspondent

Reporter: We understand Sven-Göran Eriksson is having an affair with Faria Alam, an FA employee.

FA: So what?

Reporter: Sorry?

FA: So what?

Reporter: Well, isn’t that an abuse of his position?

FA: Is she picking the England team?

Reporter: No.

FA: Then, so what?

Reporter: Well, it’s a scandal. They’re having sex. What about Nancy?

FA: Is he single?

Reporter: He thinks he is.

FA: Is the girl single?

Reporter: Yes.

FA: Then so what? I hope he is having sex. I hope she is having sex. I hope they’re having it right now, in fact. I hope they are working their way through pages one to 57 of the Kama Sutra while we speak, because then at least two people on this pitiful little island will be enjoying themselves instead of being stuck here in an office answering questions from you.

Reporter: Is that your official reaction?

FA: Oh yes, you can quote me. The FA hopes all of its employees are having wonderful sex. In fact, the FA commands its employees to have wonderful sex — every day. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex. That’s why we moved to Soho. We’re at it like rabbits, you know. All of us, all the time. I’ve been doing it while we’ve been on the phone. Now if you would excuse me.

Reporter: You do know this conversation is being taped.

FA: Big deal. Mine is being videoed. Yes baby, move a little closer, now pout . . .

One week later.

Reporter: We’ve found out Mark Palios is at it, too.

FA: Oh, you again. Is he single?

Reporter: Yes.

FA: (Long pause). Are you deaf?

Privately, a word could then be had with the relevant individuals, warning them against behaviour that may compromise their professional abilities (it would be hard for a boss to dismiss a secretary he had slept with, for instance). End of story. No drama, and certainly no crisis.

For the whole article go to: Eriksson Article