Hi guys, well as some of you know its my birthday on the 2nd October so I'm gunna have another one of those Cardiff doo's, that some of you have attended before in the past. This will also double up as a house warming party for my new flat, which hopefully will be finished by then?!!!

Right well it will be held on the Saturday of the 2nd so if you wanna come over late on friday then that's fine too.

Things to bring : Yourself, plus any attachements ie. women!
Drink if you like ie. Gin for Pedro! However no red
wine allowed sorry!
Sleeping bag, 2inch thick carpets should assist in easy
sleeping if not deal with it!
Things not to bring : Halo or New improved halo or Halo2 if it's out by then!

Right well I hope to hear from you and to see you on the day for some quality lambers!!!

Tel : 07870572061 for further info.
Laters Punks, Mango

Mango - I will be there to experience the 'Cardiff Carpet', I hear its fab - well-laid and bouncy, a bit like Chewbacca the Wookie.

On a similar note, I am probably going to do a Hertford based drinks on the weekend of the 4th/5th September for my Geburtstag if anyone can get their arse, and indeed their car, in gear. Invites are going out to work, uni, haileybury, tramps off the street, cast members of Eastenders and Fred the dog I met in a park the other day.

PS Pedro - get a move on and put up that link to the story about the man who plays the Star Wars game with an automated dialogue effort to keep the game going with random nonsense in response to other people's questions from that website you showed me. And breathe. All will become clear - it has the Sammyboy comedy seal of approval.

Shockingly I'm actually free that weekend so I may well come to sample some carpet...mmmmm carpet.

All I need is a street name, a house number and a post code and the little woman that lives in my pocket will lead me straight to your abode.

Even more miraculously I'm also free on the 4/5th September; you guys are really learning how my shift pattern works...well done!

For those of you with the little women in poket to lead them; here is where to go...

22 Marlborough Rd
South Glamorgan
Cardiff
CF23 5BX

It's the middle flat painted baby blue and press all 6 buzzers not sure which one it is yet!!!

Developments are afoot for the 4th September.

There is an England match on that day but I figure we watch that and then continue with Lambers to a rave and do some serious drugs before stealing a car and skanking some hoes and weed (the last two are gardening references).

Tart, Doooo, Mango any chance of an appearance? Noj? Come and play.

PS shouldnt this be in organised crime folder???

>Tart, Doooo, Mango any chance of an appearance? Noj? Come and play.

So have we completely given up on Williams now?

>PS shouldnt this be in organised crime folder???

It IS in the organised crime folder... Are you going barmy?

I have developed a new strategy to get Williams to socialise again. We insult him in as many imaginative ways as possible via as many different technologies as possible until he gets so pissed off that he comes round to try and knock our blocks off. We disarm him and force feed him a bottle of gin, making him forget that he's pissed off and making him just pissed. We then chain him to Sammyboy's house and make him work as our personal slave (optional).

Of course we've been trying the copious insults ploy on Noj for years with no effect, so there's no guarantee of success. But who cares? It'll be fun.

By the way, if you are reading this Williams then you are a dirty dirty schlag and you need to come out this weekend for some hot public house action.

Oh, and Sammyboy: Blatantly up for that.
Mango: Blatantly up for that as well.

Ok I'm scared... stop messing with my fragile little mind!

yeah that's because we desensitised him to it over 8 years at school/uni. to get his attention we'd actually have to "physically insult" him.

I'm up for it.

Who's coming over this weekend then? Major lamberage ahoy!

So far I think I have confirmations from King, Ween and Jonnyboy.

Anybody else? I can promise lovely ladies from work, beer, football... what more do you want?

So I assume this is still going ahead.

Anyone else planning on being there?
I spoke to Pete not so long ago and he was.

Whats the ploy Mango?

im going so is em and sammyboy from what i hear and jonboy is already over that way so he's going too...
should a fairly large mount of people.

ont sure what the plan is regarding sleeping arrangemnts, or when to arrive, when to leave and all that
any thoughts? any news on drooo?

Yes indeed, you can all relax, I will be attending.

I guess driving over Saturday morning unless Ween Pie wants to do a blatantly overt cooperation and go to Cardiff ensemble as they say in Outer Mongolia.

I intend to attend, just a matter of when...Saturday morning seems like a better driving time than Friday night though.

Perhaps we could all go and see Hero?

I have changed my plans. I cannot bear to stay in this North Wales prison for any longer than I have to, so I am going to come back to Herts on Friday night. I've got a huge pile of stuff to sort out on saturday morning, but I should be ready to leave at around lunch time if anyone fancies giving me a lift. Please. Thankyou.
I can't really see me being ready to leave before lunchtime, so if you are all planning to leave before then I guess I'll have to get the train.
Any word on the Gov meister?

Erm, has anyone else notices that Mango himself hasn't posted in this topic since July? Are we sure the party is still on? Are we sure Mango still exists?

I can't make it, sorry mate.