As the title suggests I'm no longer Dave...I suggest you try it, it's exhilarating.

I think I might.

Sadly, I have to wait 30 seconds between each post.

I don't have the attention span to be able to keep on posting.

What was I saying?

Ha you're Dave then whereas I'm a baby ferret and I feel good.

King, You will always be a baby ferret to me x

Well thanks that's really...actually is that a compliment or a carefully crafted insult?

well, she used to call me a baby ferret, but that was before my penile enlargement surgery...

is there something you want to tell me!?

It was meant to be a compliment actually, although I have never actually had the pleasure of snuggling a baby ferret or you for that matter, I assume that they are cute and maybe a bit cheeky. please ignore 'The Woz's' crude remarks.

Why the giblet am I still Dave ?


Mr Williams! too many potatoes must automatically make you Dave!

No Mrs wozzybottom I have nothing to tell you.

many people claim that i am the funny one..how do i reply?....

yes....yes i am


bayda

I don't get it why do they say that?

Because it is true... and i dont pay people to laugh.................anymore

Just trying to 'level up'...cool, psychotic squirrel!

i wanna be a squirrel..damn

Hey! No overtaking.

overtaking? i cant..i'm sitting down..

let me eat my bagel in peace

Danny really should have used an exponential sliding scale for these power-ups you know...this is too easy if Pete's already a marsup-thingy.

I hate to be the pedant (okay, I love it really), but marauding is spelt marauding not maurading. I think that Dannyboy needs a spanking.

however it's spelt..i still rule

Lovely.