I'm working in Liverpool for a couple of weeks, so I thought I might as well tell you all what my impressions of the European City of Culture are just in case any of you are thinking of making a visit:

It's shit, don't bother.

Thankyou and goodnight.

I had a bit of a bonkers week really.

Tues 15th: Harry Hill @ St Albans
Sat 19th: Snooker @ Wembley
Sun 20th: Spurs @ the Lane
Tues 22nd: Will Smith Premiere @ Leicester Square

I need a lie down.

Hmmm not bad:
Sat 18th: Snowboarding in VT
Sun 19th: Snowboarding in VT
Mon 20th: Snowboarding in VT
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Sat 26th: Snowboarding in VT

I really need a lie down. (Is Hitch any good or did you simply stand outside and scream Big Willy Style?)

Hitch was pants on a stick and I simply stood outside and screamed Big Willy Style.

Oh and Fresh Prince of Bel Air word for word.

Oh and Abi Titmuss was there. (Is she just famous because her surname includes the word tit? - Sun readers rejoice!)

Comedy error today at work.

Asking a hotel in Paris for some room space via e-mail, and due to a spelling error asked for the adults to be accommodated in ‘singes’ rather than ‘singles’.

So, yes, my group leaders will be staying in monkeys.