Dear all

Well, I decided the other day that I was done in with all things domestic and so managed to trap a young maid from the phillipines to do the work for me,the best thing was that she brought her own uniform. I was slightly puzzled by her pale complexion and deep voice however, never mind though, she provides a good service.

Here in follows a picture of the beauty....

(don't worry it's not rude!!!! )

Blimey; it looks like Wash from Firefly...I assume she's pre-op?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Pure genius.

And that clock's from Ikea...I know...I'm currently obsessed with furniture...

yes - although I think Ikea shops are hell on earth..why don't they do mail order!?

...anyway...Gov, now you have an idea of how i like my women..depsite the fact that this one is not a brunette. I make exceptions when they wear interesting socks and smile nicely....!

Oiii - I replied to your entry and now its gone?! PAH!

I said that Chris had very sexy shins and that you ought to go back to the fittest beeyach link and check out the girl Id put on for you next! More your speed methinks.

And I put in a link to ikea and said you ought to write to them and advise them on getting a mail order thingy set up.

Would be genius.

Govi*