An Ode to the Creative Writing Thread

by Sammyboy


This is my thread
I'm losing my thread
Through the eye of a needle
Like Jeremy Beadle

Please write in my thread
Before you go to bed
With all of your ideas
Your hopes and your fears

Or write something silly
About Milli Vanilli
I'm sure Govistar
Will get us that far

So come one come all
Whether short or tall
Just write something down
And we'll be, like, munching crisps and stuff while we read the mindless drivel

Like adding peanuts
(in one case to a Mars Bar)
I say "Good Idea"

In how many ways can I say I love thee...

Er that would be it.

Thank you.

Govi*

And because I thought it was genius...(who's was this Sammyboy?)

The DIY poem

'insert poem here'

Er... probably Ford - Robertson or Corbett I would have thought. Cant remember.

This is for the cheese, and this is for the hustlers
This is for the hustlers now back to the cheese
Freeze
At ease
Now let me eat some more of this cheese

copyright Snoop Dogg circa 1994

I feel like I should understand this thread...but I don't.

Govi's ©Rap from the album in progress "This shit's gonna make me a milionaire unh enh endo nigga fuck!'

1+1 is is 2
Dontchu no dat foo
Dont fuck wid ma math
Or Ill surely attack
Your ass
En masse
With a shotgun WHACK
Smack
Dibby dab
Shabap
FAP
DAP
nigger nigger unh enh endo bling
Kristal is da ting
You wanna taste it
Don waste it
Put it in a glass
on yer ass
In the BASEment
Fuck fuck motherfuck shit
Shoot my pearl set on your nice round bits
Fit in ma fists
'You like it like that pappy' (female voice)
Uh hunh yeah (gorilla grunt)
I treat ya nice
Cover you in ice
Make sure your chai latte's packed out wid da SPICE
Dont furgit
Im legit
This limo's the shit
Its expensive but I paid for it
With my Maestro debit
This rap's annoyin me
So im gonna smoke a tree
The fucking chimpanzee
N all
so bye yall
and dont furgit
Im the biggest fucking black thing to hit
your mp3 PLAYUR since
you left it out on the lawn
From night till dawn.

Peace
2pac and lionel richie
Yur still in my heart dawgs.
Peace

The alternative version to Govi's rap may be found on my blog if you're tired of this insania version.

Ta.

"Word to your Mother"
As the homies might have said.
If there were homies.

There's a homie in everyone of us.

An he don't say doh neither.

Peace.

Fuckfuckshitfuckniggerpowglock.