Yep that's right folks not everyone called Dave is a Wanker; as you may have noticed by now I went to see Dave Gorman's 'Googlewhack Adventure' last night and it was fucking funny...fucking funny. Worth repeating I feel. You even get a free badge. Go see.

Sammyboy's 'True' Dictionary Definitions:

Kumquat [kum'kwot], n. 1) a certain level of flatulence known as Derrick 2) pieces of genuine hair tied together with lavish proportions of tandoori chicken 3) a large manifesto including the four major food groups of fecj, fecj, fecj and fruit.
[Cantonese, gold orange]

More will follow...

Sammyboy's 'True' Dictionary Definitions:

Part II

Fangle, [fang'gl], n. 1) hoots mon big jobs 2) up yourself the noo 3) plinky plonky 4) there's juice loose aboot this hoose [mistaken back-formation from newfangle]

No real reason behind this except that I wanted to be the person to submit the 1000th post. Do I get anything? A Caribbean cruise would go down nicely.