Happy Birthday mate - hope its a stonker.

And wish Soph for me too mate.

BTW - I keep texting you on your phone and wonder why you don't respond? Are you receiving my texts?

oooh that was kept quiet! well remembered gov. happy birthday samploy

Does anyone know where Sam is? Or have a number for him? Ive tried texting him some love and none was requited?! Whyyyyyyy?

Happy happy birthday Sammy*

My heartiest congratulations on making it another year. Hope your celebrations are suitably lambers.

and i hope someone baked you a nice cake...!

Sorry Govistar the last 3 days have been a bit of a blur. I did get your text and twas much appreciated. Suffice to say Im not sure what day of the week it is or who I am anymore.

Yes Christoph the celebrations were (very) suitably lambers and no Rosie i didnt get a cake (sob) never mind...

BTW Gov I'm sure you must check (and post) on Badgerfest every 5 minutes. When was the last time you left your darkened room to seek some daylight fool?

Lets roll... Word to your mother

Well spotted bandit. In my search for new work as a freelance kumflickerhoffen journalist (a specialist native Indian fighting style of versrung durch sputnik) I find that I have lots of time to fill my head with shit whilst at work. Said shit cannot go unshared - much like the a fart in an elevator. Hence my rampant posting.

It won't stop. Oh no baby.

And honestly - there's some quality I've put out eh eh?

Like look at that brunette poll - phwoar! Pun intended.

And secretly I am obssessed with the Badger titles for rampant posting...I must advance to Badger the Black soon!

On that note I only just noticed my Godhood. It's a step up from Kinglyness I guess.

There's just no way Im getting anywhere near your Godly status just yet mate...

But we all know who the real daddy is now dont we?

yeah baby yeah!