Well hello there. After a brief absence from the festival of the badgers of Antioch I can happily report on some good news. I have successfully managed to receive a visit from Mr Stork as we can confirm after 3 months that Mrs Jyoti Dhar is preggers. Yes, it seems that the world just couldn't go on without some additional insanity running around it.

So there we go. We've taken the plunge and God willing, by April next year, we'll have something to fuss over for another 18 years. Huzzah!


Big kisses and hugs

Govi *

Good work

Congratulations you big, hairy, ape-like human.

Congratualtions Mr and Mrs Dhar Junior!

That's great news and I hope all goes well for you both and you all stay well and healthy. Big hugs to Jyoti, enjoy it.

Congratulations you big genius you! Ween, Em and Sammyboy also concur. Give our love to Jyoti too.

I don't understand - how did this happen?

Congrats Govistar!!! May I suggest calling him/her Thuccydiddes?

A severe knee-stroking is in order next time I see you.

Cheers all. Im mighty chuffed meself and hope it all goes well.

I'm a little confused as to how to go about it from here as I am refusing to be mature about any of this! Surprise surprise!

Thuccydides is most certainly in the running Sammystar! And in being default uncles and aunts in all this you've all got to shoot a couple down the next time you're near something alcoholic. And no I don't mean uzis and AA meetings.

Boom boom!

congrats dude, awesome news!
i can imagine the little baby, coming out sporting a wonderfully cultivated goatee beard, and a mass of hair on its chest...

and what if its a boy!!? i can hardly imagine.the sheer hairyness!

Hahaha - yes well this was certainly a concern of ours too - we're hoping Jyoti's non-hairiness will act as a counter balance to my supreme testosterone megalomania. Fingers crossed it all goes well for the poor child.

Else I shall have to start a T-shirt campaign in nurseries called 'hairballs are cool' this very minute!

Poor little gamete - its probably waiting to get out and kick my ass!

Govi*

we must save this conversation so that in 18 years time we can say "this is what dad said about you before you were born". just imagine it.

I'll say you rigged it. hahahaha

I thought I'd break my trademark absence with well wishes:

Nicely done Hairy one.

So is this due soonish?

I believe it is imminent. The sun will go black for a few hours and fire will rain down.