Happy Birthday Ms Bear (I'm a bit late I'm sorry). Hope it was good?

twas splendid thanks, quaffed loads of champers and ate loads of cake - perfect!!!

gosh i didn't realise - happy birthday Rosie Posie! (? no, i don't know either) =)

That's what my mum calls me - sometimes - so long she is further than an arms length from me..!!!

...I have something important to tell you...

I AM...your Mother.

Yes, happy birthday! Apologies for being so rubbish.

Rosie, good work.

happy happy, joy joy...

happy happy birthday birthday

bo!

Thanks chaps, that's very kind of you, not only have I now had elongated birthday celebrations but I have finally discovered my true mother and that Dan is short for Danielle as opposed to Daniel. Also that he/she gave birth to me prior to his/her arrival in this world. Miracles do happen then!




P.S. Dan, if you are my mother then please can you explain why I am going grey before I hit 30 let alone 40? IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Dear, don't be so ungrateful - I started going bald before I was 20! Must have been all those sex change hormones catching up with me....

im getting grey hairs before im 25! that cant be a good sign...