I know that Sammyboy and Kingol know what they are - the rest of you will have to find out if you don't already know.

My first one is
philologically banditry


Choice quote from the website: '... you know, it is almost impossible to suppress such banditry without helicopters ... '

Genius.

OK mine has been confirmed and registered in the 'Whack Shack' on Googlewhack.com and is:

badgering expropriates

Leads to a pdf on Japanese cameras or something: Close Up, Zoom-Out: Considerations on small business in the Japanese Camera Industry...v boring, but is by Boris de Jong...comic!

Googlewhacks seem to be illusive creatures; is there a trick to finding them?

nightmarishly pumpernickel

Ferreted satsuma

Staying on the fruit theme:
inhaling cumquats

Last one for a while as I am getting bored.
This one is fairly topical for those of us who saw the show:

creationist crappies

The whack stack is pissing me off. At least twice it has said that there are two results for my whacks when there is blatantly only one. What a heap of shit.

I think what you may have experienced here is the "googledance". Every month or so, google updates all its servers with a new search database. If you make a query while the databases are being updated, you'll get a different result depending on which google server responds to your query.

Oh God, look what we've done!

yeah wouldn't give me

lackadaisical basketballers

even though there's only one result in google.

buggeration.

During a brief period of googlewacking, I discovered the following site.

http://www.googlism.com/

This gave the following bizarre, but possibly true, facts.

"danson is rod stewart live at the langstone cliff hotel"

"sammyboy is a porn site"

"king is the only american besides george washington to have a national holiday designated for his birthday"

"matt williams is the griffin and he's about to find out that the world doesn't revolve around him"

Incidentally, if you search for my name in google, as well as finding a certain baseballer, you might also find the following page.

http://www.dataconnection.com/careers/grads/cbmirw.htm

That's about enough of that.

Matt

I particularly enjoyed this part Matthew:

"I normally get in to work at 8:30 and leave at around 6:30. The hours are fairly flexible, though, so as long as you get your work done, people aren't generally concerned about the number of hours you're at your desk. Most days, I spend a couple of hours at lunchtime playing sport. I play football, Ultimate Frisbee and softball, but badminton, squash, tennis and table football are also fairly popular."

Surely this should read:

"I normally get in to work at 3am and leave around 11pm. The hours are fairly long, though, so as long as you work like a fecjing mentalist, people aren't generally concerned about your sanity or general well-being. Most days, I spend a couple of hours at lunchtime working. I play football, Ultimate Frisbee and softball, but working like a fecjing mentalist is also fairly popular."

Yeah, but we were supposed to make it sound like an attractive place to work.

Also shouldn't 'The most difficult thing you've done' be: 'Got out of the building and down the pub without doing any work whatsoever...only did it once though and boy was it hard...yes siree!

As for Dan; I'm afraid basketballers is not a word according to dictionary.com and so a lackadaisical one is not a googlewhack...you can tell 'cos basketballers isn't underlined when the results come up...I'm afraid they're quite strict rules.

ms6232 bios

if it counts

It doesn't count and you know it.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

STUPENDOUS SPLENECTOMY

Credit to Drew for the splenectomy part. I came up with the stupendous bit.

D'oh! The last one was a word list so doesn't count, instead try:
ECUMENICAL SACCHARIFICATION