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noj
Hiya,

Long story short, my department at IBM should be opening up their internal recruitment to the rest of the world in a few weeks. We'll have jobs for experienced c/java programmers and testers. For the test job, perl and some linux/unix experience would be good, although vmware and clustering of any operating systems would be a real plus. We have space for permanent and contract people too.

Unofficially I'd expect 35k + salaries.

Let me know if you want more info and I'll keep you posted.

Cheers

Noj
Sammyboy
I believe I am perfect for this job.

Also, 35k PLUS salaries? Whats the 35k then? Signing-on fee?
noj
ha ha, yes. We are all millionaires, that's why i'm always in such a good mood. tongue.gif
RosieBear
QUOTE(Sammyboy @ 7-Jul-08, 23:39)
I believe I am perfect for this job.

Also, 35k PLUS salaries? Whats the 35k then? Signing-on fee?
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No! I'M perfect for this job!

(do they take geography gimps noj?)
noj
It would be hard to know less about computers than some of the people in my department smile.gif
DanSon
I believe Pete met with some IBM demi-god a week or so ago in an attempt to gain large amounts of investment for 0% of his company.

Instead they offered him a job.

He was unimpressed.
Jennie
QUOTE(DanSon @ 9-Jul-08, 8:56)
I believe Pete met with some IBM demi-god a week or so ago in an attempt to gain large amounts of investment for 0% of his company.

Instead they offered him a job.

He was unimpressed.
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Can you imagine what they would have had to do to impress him?
I imagine the bar would have been set at jump-starting singularity and risen from there.
DanSon
Or they could have given him a donner kebab. Hook line and sinker.
TheWoz
it would never have been as good as the ones in manchester...

he'd probably be really offended by the winchester kebabs...

Pete
QUOTE(TheWoz @ 13-Jul-08, 12:25)
it would never have been as good as the ones in manchester...

he'd probably be really offended by the winchester kebabs...
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The IBM guy came over from New York.

He didn't bring a kebab with him.
noj
Without the promise of meat, I'm surprised you even spoke to him.
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