*****THIS IS A WARNING*****
*****ANYONE WHO HAS NOT BEEN EXPOSED TO JAMMYPLOY JOINT E-MAILS BEFORE SHOULD WEAR THE PROTECTIVE EARMUFFS ATTACHED TO THIS COMPUTER*****

WHEN YOU FEEL YOU ARE READY... READ ON...


A STEVEN SPIELERATH FILM

FROM UNIBARSEAL STUDIOS

STARRING


JONNY 'YES MATE' NENDICK

and

SAMMY 'ALRIGHT SON' ROSSITER

IN

JAMMYPLOY THE RETURN PART 2 THE SECOND
(From the book of the same arse)

WRITTEN, PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY YOUR LEFT KNEECAP

COSTUMES: MRS. MIGGINS

PIES: GHENGIS KHAN

AND NOW FOR THE SCRIPT.....

Dailies and Mental Jen,

Okay punks this is Jammyploy's definitive joint e-mail to mark the Christmas holidays and the year 2000!

Anybody who has any objections can leave right now, anybody who doesn't can steal someone else's biscuits.
Anyone who reckons that they will get off lightly this time can go and feck themselves in the splodge-filled napper. This e-mail is the longest ever.

The most spontaneous thought yesterday was of rats parachuting onto Iraqi territory to mingle with the inhabitants and send back greased flypaper with added nutrition on the side.
Definitely no maltesers were harmed during the filming of this gimp suit.

Whatth on your chrithmath litht?
Jam and assorted fine nuggets of boiled lettuce.

My twat, it has three corners. Three corners has my twat.

rath roth rith rath hurn, feck

How blatantly? 7, on my patented blatant scale (