Is there any chance we can tighten up the 'Fest to prevent spammers attempting to get us to click onto Wow or something?

It is moderately annoying.

I've disabled registering. That should do the trick.
If anyone wants to register - point them to or ask one of the admins (e.g. me/pete/dan/ween)

Excellent stuff, thank-you.

We don't like outsiders round this way.

you bleedin' parochial, I was quite enjoying the 'birthday' quiz responses....

Who you callin' parochial country girl? We have better things than idiots' ramblings to entertain ourselves with in the big smoke you know...

'Oh, ok'. *Rosie returns to chewing long pieces of straw and gurning at village folk whilst breaking wind from her viewpoint atop the wall at the village green*

*King smugly resumes analysing operettas and writing letters to the editor about punctation in his studio apartment overlooking a river strewn with shopping trolleys and drunks whilst wearing a smoking jacket.*

'Oh, ok'. *Rosie returns to chewing long pieces of straw and gurning at village folk whilst breaking wind from her viewpoint atop the wall at the village green*

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You forgot to add, ' before riding round in a tractor in search of the first man in a white suit to marry'...