Right,

I've setup a private league on SkySports.com's fantasy football
I know some of you will care less than others, but I fancy beating pedro at something as he keeps whooping me at J-Lo... plus its all FREE

SkySports.com Fantasy Football

Sign up and create your team.
You can click Lucky Dip, which will auto-select your team, might be an idea for some of you. If we get enough buy in, it could be fun.

Main points:

£55m to spend
Max 2 players from same club
Pick 11 players and you have 30 transfers over the season

Badgerfest Premiership leage - PIN 11892
Once you've created your team, you can join a Private League, enter the above PIN and you should see me there!

COYS!

Ooh, sounds like fun, I'll do it now.

Edit: CowSmash for the cup!!!!!!!!1111oneone

Spang McSpang are obviously the team to beat.

Can't believe that I have joined up for this before Sampie. Come in fella get to it. Apart from anything else it is clear that Noj has picked an absolute joke of a team and I think you should be involved in the mockery.

Also Kingol - get on it you Woking-supporting scum.

I could get into this football malarky (okay, probably not).

Wait, I pressed 'lucky dip' isn't that how real managers do it?

That's certainly how I did it...then I picked people from 'good' teams i.e. not Tottenham.

KingSupportsBadgerFlinging Rules OK!

He just dissed spurs....to quote Sun Tzu: "It's on like Donkey Kong!!!"

Surely you just keep hitting the lucky dip button until the amount of leftover money drops to the lowest value. That way you have more expensive player - which obviously means they are the best.

Therefore I will win. Have it!

screw you all...

Techno Flange 4 t3h w1n

Yes sorry, I have finally got round to doing this, and Jan McGranahan's Flans are prepped and ready for action.

Clifton does actually have one or two decent players: Berbatov, Arshavin, Evra. A Birmingham defender will undoubtedly be his comeuppance.

Ween: Gomes in goal? Yikes. I never pick any Spurs defence on principle.

Nendinho: Some interesting picks son. I like the look of your midfield. The weak link is Distin though, I think Portsmouth will be shipping goals this season.

King: I like the way you've spanked all your money on a front two of Torres and Rooney which leaves the midfield a bit light (apart from Lamps)

Dan: An astoundingly good team. I am quite nervous you are hustling us all.

Tart: Hmmmmmmmmmm. Vidic will get you clean sheets. Cant say fairer than that. Mainly because I have never heard of any of the other players in your team.

What can I say? Lucky dip came up trumps for me!

I concur that Dan's looks like the team to beat...lucky dip? Lucky git. Still I like the power players I was assigned (lamps, rooney, chech) and then got rid of any burnley defenders and added tores.

Why has tart gone for 5 at the back though? Hoping for clean sheets?

Yeah right. There is no way Dan's team is a lucky dip.

After San Diego where I was taught to say that some dude looked like Berbatov, I thought his appearance in my team was a good omen and immediately accepted it.

Ive given it a bit of a reshuffle... feel a bit happier about it now.

with gomes in goal, i was putting faith in spurs keeping clean sheets...
what was i thinking.

Is this some sort of bonus prize? Maybe I should read the rules of this game... It seems more complex than I imagined.

No. It's just that when your bed needs changing he pops down the Launderette and sorts it for you. He's handy like that Vidic. Rio wouldn't lift a finger.

Every week (well, almost) someone wins the lottery.

Your avatar made me laugh.

Hi all!

I made a team too....they're called the wizard's sleeves

Cat

Hello to you, welcome to our happy online band. I'm afraid that now you've started you must continue to post at least until you are no longer Dave.

Who? What?

He Sorry for the confusion....I'm Dan's girlfriend!! His FF team did FAR too well this weekend...

as did pedro....
damn you pedro. im supposed to be whooping you

bloody cesc fabregas

I don't like this game. Should have stuck to fantasy cricket.

I will now sulk

I'm thinking of finding someone to break a Fabregas leg. Anyone want to contibute?

Sorry Cat, if I had thought about that for about two seconds I would have realised who it was!

I am consoling myself with the fact that I am beating Jonnyboy

Everyone is, except Em.

You should all count yourselves lucky - 4 of my players didn't even turn up. If they had you may have all been forced to commit Hara-Kiri from the embarrassing point differential.

I'd like to say that my choice of captain was a brilliant tactical decision rather than a random bout of good fortune....so here goes:

My decision to name Fabregas as captain was a brilliant tactical decision based on an acute understanding of the game topped with a generous dollop of genius.

Ah. That feels good.

That made me laugh Dan, well done. (I still think saying all that's rather long-winded but never mind.)

Ha! My inspired choice of Chelsea players over Sunderland has catapaulted me to 2nd in the league...get in!

DEFOE HAT-TRICK! MWA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA