Gentle Klangers and Flablangerspoons

I have just received a job offer with a magazine publishing firm in New Delhi to be the Deputy Editor of a B2B magazine for hair called Estetica. Don't ask - I initially interviewed for FHM's Deputy Editor position but they feel this might be a better start into the publishing industry in India. My quiff will never be the same again. I intend to take it. I leave for India's unprepared shores on Monday, 16th August, 3 days before I turn 31 (contrary to Methusala-proportioned, popular belief).

If I manage to stick to this assinine plan of going back to the motherland then I'm putting out and open invitation to you all to come visit. India is frightening. If you've been to Sri Lanka, imagine more chaos, more dirt, more pickpockets and more pollution, with less of the whole Sri Lankan coconutty calm and greenery and that's it. There's a lot of fun to be had though and if you want to venture out, give me a holler.

So it's tata for now to Dubai. About time too.

Big hugs and kisses
Govi*
+919891138445 (Delhi digits)

Congratulations mate.

Are you editing the Chest Hair section?

Lorren can assist with hair removal experiments also

I simply cannot stop laughing...
But really, congratu...hahahaha!

Good luck Govi, we want regular hair updates.

If this was facebook I would have ticked 'like' for this comment...

I know what are the odds? And there I was thinking it had something to do with skill. Clearly leaving all my shirt buttons open at interview did the trick.

Chest hair needs love too.

Chest perms.

Brazillian highlighting.

Ass, crack and back dyeing.

Its all in there. Celebrity hair man. Like the high end of all hairness. hahahahaha

Now when I ask you where you're going on holiday, I mean business!

The Mag

is that what it sounds like?