My top tips for the incubation period Weenster:
What to Expect When You're Expecting, WTE-Year One - get both books and pray to them everyday. These are the bibles and Dummy's guides to child gestating, rearing and panic avoidance.
Go to ante natal classes without fail. Hollywood lies. It's not just about breathing and pushing. It's about knowing what to do (that's you Ween) when the time comes for the raaaaaaaaaaack monkey to arrive. By the way may I suggest these as suitable pressies for when the Hawkins cupcake arrives (see what I did there? Ween pie, Ween cupcake...nice)...
Rock baby pressiesEm - Mint tea. Do it. Ween - watch out for pica! ;D Also - anything we can help with?
Also - give us a shout for any and every stupid question you can think of. Totally serious - +91 8800 666 911.
Super excited.
Govi*