So just in case you've been missing a bit of DFS five-a-side (generally involving nunchuks and broken bottles) I am bringing the Dhar clan Croydaan-side this summer. It's been yonks since we visited the land of Monarch-upon-and-out-of-Helicopter, but since the move to the dark side of the world England has strangely seemed...well...farther away!

Dates - June 3rd to 24th for a nice round thwartnight. I'm guessing we're going to play it fast and loose as always, so either a catch up for early supper and drinks after work in Londres or might it be ambitious to have a full on reunion of sorts? Any ideas chaps and laydays?

Once I get in, I'll be stalking all of yaow with my UK number, but till then could everyone please ping me their UK mobile on +91 8800 666 911 (which is my India mobile number) with your name and/or sexy MMS. Actually sexy MMS is compulsory.

Big kisses to you all. I shall miss you at Sammy*'s sexy wedding partay so please ensure someone says 'Me say bo bo bo' to the fella and Mel from me.

Govi*

Cool; I'm definitely up for some hairy action this summer.

Fantastic. Any other takers?

I like hair, particularly yours. For that reason, I'm in.

10th to 12th June I'm in London so one of those evenings would be super cool. In fact "Hypercool" to quote Monsieur Le Flan*.

Wunderbah!

Ween, Sammy star, Noj, Pete, Loz, Doo, Dave, Tart, do I have to Facebook this or sing a Black Eyed Peas song? It includes the words 'where', 'is', 'the', 'love' and 'question mark'.

We could coincide with Dannyploy and aim for an evening's drinks and supper in London after work on the 11th or 12th? Who is game?

Govi*

I think the answer you are looking for is thus;

Pete; Is having a baby. I wouldn't expect to hear from him for about 12 months, maybe more if the baby is as crap at sleeping as he is.

ChrisTart; is out of the 12 month new baby thing but his pain in the butt wife is buggering off on a school trip to Germany the week you are in town and is on childcare duty and also lives about 250 miles away from London.

Loz..has baby excuses.

As does Ween.

Noj does not.

Drew is Drew.

Sam will be wrapped up in his love nest for a while doing the love thing before it all wears off and they start bickering over who puts the bins out, then maybe he will be out for a pint, give it a year ...as with Pete...

Dave? Who the F**k is Dave?

Have a nice night out with Dan x

Some of those are fair - although it kind of reads as "Everyone's getting on with their lives apart from Dan" I take it as a compliment

Baby excuses only go a limited way. As does marriage! Honeymoon is over!

We really should have a turn out for the man who's flown half way round the world.

Me, King, Jonnyboy so far. Speak up you other hoons. Particularly London area hoons.

Just to clarify: if anyone starts singing Black Eyed Peas songs then this trip may well end up being a lot bloodier than you were expecting.

Best watch your tongue Gov or Jonnyboy will boom boom pow you between the eyes.

I think it should better read as 'Those who still have a life are You, King and Jonnyboy' and everyone else is somewhere in some dark world of work and fatigue and baby sick and REALLY wanting to linger in a pub beer garden of a sunny summer's evening supping upon a tipple of choice....instead of jumping into jim jams in a hurry to get to sleep so one isn't too tired for the next day which begins at 0545 on the dot!'

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I would come but I have to go and put the bins out...

Only kidding.

I am in London, I don't have a baby, and i am up for some hairy chest love action.

We're doing something on the 11th.

What I don't know. Suggestions welcome.

It has been a while since a sentence made me laugh that much.

It's the same line I used to find Govind on match.com