As we all know, nothing is official unless it is logged on Badgerfest. I know you have to do things like 'register the birth' and all that nonsense, but nowadays you have to take proof of Badgerfest loggage apparently.

So here goes:

Newest member of Badgerfest Juniors is Isaac James Rossiter, born on 3rd December 2015.

He has already been instructed of the following life lessons:

Drew is always wrong. (Jackie Brown, England game etc etc)

Give Noj a slap at all available opportunities.

Hallo Pa.

Every pointless story to be greeted with Cheers for that Loren.

Any further tips for Isaac appreciated!

Spank!

Wayhay! Congratulations Sam and Mel.

Things to remember:

Dave is to be avoided.

Dub rocks on drums.

Bumptious.

Indeed hearty congratulations from team Walker.

Tips.

That hairy thing over there is Govind.

I took prep once.

If Rosie asks you to push a cake into her face, it's no excuse, just funny.

Blatant ployage.

Nicely done Sir Samaflan,

Tips:

In video games, team up against Pete and try not to still lose.

Fireworks in firepits are funny...until it's not.

Malcom makes no sense.