So what's the plan stan?
What's the deal Ameil?

What's the plan Dan?
What's the deal Neil?
How's the weather Heather?
How's the back Jack?
On your bike Mike.

'Ok I can take a hint.'

Dannyboy, sorry I did not reply but Ich bin ein feckwit.

BTW, I got 3 tickets 4 spurs v southampton, me, ween and loz. sorry em but did not read your reply til just now and i bought the tickets fecking ages ago. Bosh.

Im absolutely disgusted!

so what do you propose i do? stand around and cry until somebody takes pity on me or wait in a pub for 90 minutes??

Yep, sounds good.

seriously though i will try and get you a ticket dont get your hopes up though i might just sit on my arse go shorty its your birthday its your jewellery im going to now then its your birthday i've got a letter here from a young man says dear 50 cent could you fix it for me to be in your club and i should say now then jewellery jewellery you might not be sitting next to us but we could get you nearby and by the way it will cost you

er... what?

I dunno but I'd like to congratulate Sam on his 'no-longer dave'ness and welcome him to the fold of the infant ferrets.

Dear Mr Pie,

I will accept a sincere written apology, a ticket, or a big kiss and a bounty. Take your pick.

Disgruntled from Dorset.

Im happy with the pub idea if I dont have to go on my own, will anybody volunteer to come and babysit me?



I will apologise for the blatant over use of smileys, the tempation is too strong for a girl. Peter you are naughty.

I am Dave and proud of it.
All you punks who thought I wouldn't amount to anything blah blah blah etc.

Em,

Sorry, I rang up for tickets but where we are sitting has sold out. Really sorry as would have def got one if id have known you were serious about going (its hard to get to grips with the idea of a girl wanting to go to the footie.)

Also, would not recommend pub idea as will be full of thugs wanting to knock your proverbial block off.

Therefore may I propose the following solution:

Arse

If you have any questions about the above idea, please dont hesitate to contact me on 0800 giblets united 1234, and we can come to some arrangement about the stuffed turkey.

Yours Faithfully,

The Duke of Edinburgh

Screw it then, I'll go shopping! I'll kick your ass later x

bonjourno....my first visit to this site since my florida expedition..looking good.

it s good to see you are all going to see spurs..what a bunch of feckness..the team have no potential and are very likely to be bought by mr majeeka who is looking to reignite his career! slapsticks

bayda

This is to try to release myself of the daveness, I will say nothing interesting here to illustrate that fact.

x

Shitbags

Ok just one more

Yeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Im a beautiful baby ferret

x

I'm a beatiful baby ferr...

Damn, I'm still Dave, aren't I?

2 posts to go...

Is anyone else sorely tempted to use the report button?
I think I'm going to report Matt for still being Dave, see if the Badgerfest technical team can do anything about it.

Ah, but I'm no longer Dave, am I? Mwahahaha.