I'd just like to say thank you to all those people who wished me a Happy Birthday on Tuesday.

Thanks Jonnyboy.

I would just like to take this opportunity to wish Sir Christopher of Walker a very Happy Birthday for 2 days ago. (entirely unprompted)

I would have taken you out for a pint but then you have moved to Southern Mongolia.

I can just envisage you sitting there with your party hat on now staring at your inbox. It probably went something like this:

"Ooh, here's one! Jonnyboy! Ah bless 'im. No-one else bothered... ooh no wait, here's another one... do u want penis enlargement... ah bless, i haven't seen Drew for ages... and here's one... bangkok chick boys III password... good old malcolm, well at least my closest friends have replied."

Am I close?

Just in case people think I'm taking the piss, I would like to wish Ween a happy birthday for August 4th. I may forget nearer the time.

thank you mr sammyboy,

your heart felt wishes are greatfully received.

on a lighter note...

Air will be at the southampton guildhall on the 19th of feb

tickets are

It was Christopher Walken's birthday? Then I travelled to Exeter to give Tart a fly swat gun for nothing; I obviously should have gone to Hollywood. Damn the waxy build-up in my ears!

I'd just like to wish myself a happy 30th birthday for about seven years from now. It pays to stay ahead of oneself.

Tart, what was the name of that interweb games site that Rosie was telling me about? I have to do something at work.