Air will be at the southampton guildhall on the 19th of Feb

tickets are

Word to your mother

That doesn't mean I'm coming by the way I just felt it to be an appropriate moment to say 'Word to your mother'.

We didn't buy any apples! (who remembers that old chestnut?)

Can I get a 'whoop-whoop', get with the wicked.

Lord Elpus

So in short... let me check my diary and get back to you.

Healing of sexual proportions - my spacebar is being a bitch.

I am back in Dubai taking in some well deserved solar sexual healing.

Air sounds like sexual healing on a stick.

How far is it from Bristol?

Sounds sexual to me.

Sex.

Sex.

Sex.

Soton is on the south coast right above the Isle of Wight; past Bath and past Salisbury. Prob take 2hrs to drive.

Oh hello by the way.

what the fuck is gov doing posting on this elite message board?
doesn't he know his place?

You're right mate. I should know my place.

But your mum wants to be on top this time. Sorry. Makes typing easier

I think that's the sound of a virtual bitcj slap I hear...

Handbags at dawn sailor...

xxxxx

humpf - at least i'm not "Dave".