Just thought I would point out at this stage that I have a free house for the entire month of June. So if anyone feels like coming to stay for a bit, or if you just want to come and have a beverage in the sun in the garden, play some table tennis, do some Halo on X-box, listen to some tunes, watch a DVD on my Dad's new beast of a widescreen, go down to Sloppy's and get plastered on jugs of Melonball, antagonise the cats, inspire some new Badgerfest material or just sit staring at the wall for a week, feel free.

It's a date.

On a similar note I'm thinking of having Fri 28th May - Tue 8th June off. Is this good? That's 12 days in which I could stare at Sam's walls, do some KotOR on Tart's X-Box, pitch Dan's putt or any other activities we can think of. What does everyone say?

Well, I say 'hoi', 'spank', and sometimes 'flang'.

On a more coherent note, yes Sammyboy and yes Kingol.

I can say all sorts of things, and I only charge

Jonnyploy,

Please could you give me an estimated price for saying the following sentence (please take the 10% discount into consideration)

"My goodness that looks like a prize parsnip."

To my reckoning I qualify for

Yes indeed Sammyboy, who says linguists can't do maths? That will be

In response to your poignant question:



It is in fact me! I say 'linguists can't do maths' frequently, and at only a fraction of the price you are offering. I can say 'linguists can't do maths' for just �5.99 plus postage and packaging. Trial custard pie up the jumper on your next purchase. Quite frankly the sentence/word pricing market needs a bit of competition, so it only seems fair that I try and sell mine for less.

However, for the purposes of research into competitor's operations:

Yes a wheelbarrow will be fine for saying your sentence.

Yes your back garden will suffice.

And finally, I think the sentence I prefer would be the middle option:



Let the games begin.

So what's the total? And do I get any change off a tenner?

For you Dannyboy, I will throw in postage and packaging at a mere

My holiday period (Fri 28th May - Tue 8th June) is coming up soonish so I shall be making (very loose) plans...any thoughts anyone?

I'm thinking of visiting Tart (not that I've told him yet...consider this warning) and I reckon I could visit Herts again and a bunch of us could visit Dannyboy for proper (no cuppers hopefully). Waddya say? I don't want to here anything about 'having jobs that require you to actually work' ok?

Right, for the Bank Holiday Weekend 28th May - 1st June I thought I could visit you lot again and as it's both a Bank Holiday and after 21st we can get a bunch o people together and go out on the lash...and/or visit Dan.

Dan? Are you busy? Wanna meet up? Only 10 days to go.

For anyone who is around this weekend (5th/6th) - drinks at my house on Saturday night.

My that was fun: Drinks, Halo and golf in Hertford, paint, drills and shelves in Twickenham and sun sea and sand in Bournemouth...great stuff.

Thanks to everyone upon whom I imposed...I shall hopefully see y'all again soon.

aye - ready to do it all over again? (maybe even twice!)


With this paintball weekend the thought briefly crossed my mind to organise a hertford lot vs oxford mates challenge. But I think it would get too ugly and the paintball sherrifs charge extra for cleaning up blood and brains.