Ok - who wants more?

This thread is dying. If I get one reply Ill carry on or by unanimous decision end this holy of holies type poll.

*sigh*

But what if the reply is: "No! No more!"?

And What if the reply is: "But what if the reply is: "No! No more!"?"

Jesus Dan, now you've done it.

sorry all...but i thought - the worst that can happens is we get more pictures of semi-naked women.

so....meh.
=)

Mu HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Picture Skeletor, Mum-Ra, Cilus Greenback, Voldimort (in the corner cos he's the Dave of baddies), Sauron, Megatron and Gargomel (for good measure) all sitting in a pub, exalting at having found the secret to destroying their confounded enemies...

all rubbing hands, chirping gleefully...whooping like a rag-tag army of Orks...

That's exactly how I feel right about now! lalalala....

Cheers Dan!

And now for my next trick!

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And since we've stumbled upon the fact that each lass I've put on seems to be throwing a seemingly strange pose I'm expecting comments - best caption wins a witty badger badge each time!

Here's my entry...

'Trekkie groupies dont come any hotter baby...'

Happy days!

I think the young lass is saying:

"Can you tell me the price of ham per small portion?"

Badge please Mr Dhar!

"Live long and prosper."

She's obviously doing a vulcan greeting.

A Witty Badger badge is on its way to Sam Rossiter of Rodgeringford, Sodbury!

Sammystar - Sophie Woodcock's gone next! She got engaged last week. So many hearts breaking eh! *sigh* haha!

And how's about this one chaps? Rosie?
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says the nun to the girls...''my butts more blessed than yours''

Govistar, I've noticed an alarming pattern. Its our Lower Sixth English Set!!! First you, then Kirks, then Sophie!

Let me find out what Hennie's up to...

Good man. Isn't she still going out with Si Martindale though?

No winners on the caption competition - next one...

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My entry...

'Fook me these charms are lucky!'

One for all the family... well mainly Govistar.

www.the-onion-bag.com

So England to lose to Mexico in the quarter finals. Mexico go on to the final but lose to Germany (just).

Interesting Mr Bond. I had Paraguay losing to Czech Republic in the final. Close run thing though.

No no no gents you cant turn this poll into chat about the wrong bloody orbs.

Look into the eyes, only the eyes, you're falling, you're out

Pig skin?
Pammy?
Pig skin?
Victoria Silvstedt...

We're back in the room.

Are we clear now?

Ive just gone on to the site. Well done chaps...well done.

More when Im back from Austria.

xx

Come on chaps...Its got to be Czech Republic Vs Brazil surely...

Though that is a special piccie of our Miss Moss. And in my jim-jams too. Oof.

For those of you taking the World Cup more seriously

WC Predictor

Oi - why'd you go and spoil a good thing?

For those of you more serious about squishy orbs...

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And now for the 69th reply - ooofff suits you sir...

Lalalalalala...

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[attachmentid=200] - Aaaa...get away from me naughty badger!

The visit counter keeps going 'tick'.

Love it.

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[attachmentid=204] - This one's for you jonnyboy!

[attachmentid=205] - once known as Adriana Skleranikiva, I believe she is now Adriana Karembeu

[attachmentid=206] - What's up pussycat? Whoa u whoa u whoa o o...

BTW that God made brunettes photo is mine from Kenya...

And more tarts for your viewing pleasure...ho hum.

Pun intended.


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Ah yes - it has indeed been some time but do not worry my Alternate Sun readers, there's more!

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Hmmm I think that now you are a father you ought to know that you are considered to be a pervert for enjoying such pictures.

I am afraid your days of 'eager red blooded youthism' are over, it is no longer generally accepted that you are allowed to enjoy porn. You were nearly disqualified upon being married but now you have totally lost the right. Ask any kid. I can't believe you didn't take this into consideration when planning your family.

You wanta watch out. You dont want to be known as 'the pervy dad' amongst those on the maternity classes/ nursery classes/ school run circuits!!!

it's art. not porn.

in a crap Traci Emin sort of way you mean? -

No in a sort of 'I dont stop liking girls cos Im having a kid' sort of way.

Porn RULES!

lalalalalalalalalalalalala

Ah a poll on my specialist subject.

leching.

veronica's good choice. playmate vare as standard retards! so ignore them. Pammy's now lost it, that jelena's just walking grinning tits.

i almost went for none and suggested this one. RAH!

I have just looked back at this silly willy type posting of mine and I stand corrected - becoming a dad has certainly changed the way I view this sort of thing. It is certainly puerile.

I shall now rely on you, my good friends, to supply the porn instead of me. Now make haste; much work needs to be done.