This was found on
uncyclopedia.org (which tends to make me laugh) in an
article about Google:
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<h2>Google Services</h2>
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<li><b>Google Lunchmeat</b> searches what kind of lunch meats are available in local delis and fridges. Still in beta.
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<li><b>Googlebomb</b>. Googlebomb allows armed forces to contract out air strikes to Google. Troops in Iraq like the clean site design and point-and-click target selection that allows them to return fire when insurgents ambush them, but Google has come under criticism for heavy civilian casualties. <b>Googlebomb</b> is being expanded to allow foreign countries to place orders for air strikes via Google, and eventually to allow terrorist organizations to place requests for bombings. Although this feature has been debated, Google notes that if the bombings are going to be conducted anyway, we might as well have an American company do the bombings, so we'll reap the financial rewards. Still in beta.
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<li><b>G-hud</b> finds you and other infidels, and subsequently massacres them. Still in beta
</li><li><b>G-sus</b> finds redemption from original sin. Still in beta, so you're all going to hell.
</li><li><b>G-whiz</b>. Like cheez whiz, but it comes in yellow, red, green and blue. Still in beta.
</li><li><b>G-unit</b>. I'm not really sure what this one does. It's some kind of a black thing. Still in beta.
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<li> <b>Google Beta</b>. Beta version of the beta of the new Google Beta. Still in beta.
</li><li><b>Ninjoogle Googles Assassins</b> are coming for your head.
</li><li><b>Gronimo</b> finds local Indians to force onto a reservation. If the nearest Indians are already on a reservation, then Gronimo finds the nearest reservation so the Indians can be kicked off their land. Also locates casinos. Still in beta.
</li><li><b>Google Moo</b>. An engine that finds the nearest cow, and can be used to kill, milk, electrify, blow up, or choke a cow. On the favorites list of George Bush's computer. Still in beta.
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